From Sherlock Holmes Esq to Doctor Watson:
Watson – I do not know how to broach this subject – the issue is rather delicate. I am hoping you have not succumbed to that disturbing condition which has periodically hobbled your Life to some extent. I received a letter from a Librarian in the vicinity of your latest researches. She seemed somewhat disturbed and concerned as to your intentions and seemed to be under the impression that you were stalking her. Tell me that this is not the case…I do not relish the prospect of another investigation and background search into your character.
I should be pleased if you could get back to me postscript. I hope I shall not have to engage the services of Messrs Freud and Jung to administer Counselling once more.
Your rather concerned friend, SH.