An American Werewolf in Londen

23 Jun

From Doctor J. Watson to Sherlock Holmes Esq
Hand delivered by urchin


On returning home last evening, I received the following communication from an as yet unknown individual:

    Doctor Watson

    Request yourself and Sherlock Holmes investigate bizarre incident of possible lycanthropic origin. Please call on me at the Horse and Trollop at your earliest convenience.


I should not have considered the communication significant were it not for the one word – lycanthropic, and I admit a chill ran up and down my spine as I recalled that business in Staffordshire when the chomped-up and bloodied remains of a local boy were found scattered around a graveyard. Our old pal Inspector Buckingham Caddy had some involvement in the case, though the killer – human or otherwise – has never been found.

No doubt you will scoff at the idea of werewolves, Holmes, but medical curiosity and a little knowledge of the disorder known as clinical lycanthropy has occasionally prompted me to wonder about the authenticity of such conditions. In any case, I should be interested in at least meeting this chap and hearing what he has to say.

I shall send the boy round with this note and look forward to meeting you at the aforementioned hostelry at noon.

Yours, Watson.

Diary of Doctor J. Watson

I arrived at the Horse and Trollop shortly before twelve o’clock, having spent the previous half hour trying to shake off my dear wife. (I had no objection to her accompanying me, but the way she positively drooled at the mention of the W word, persuaded me to slip away from her while she tried on a new hat in Debenhams. With any luck, she won’t realise I’ve gone until she reaches the sales counter.)

Having made my presence known to a ruddy-cheeked subordinate in the lobby, I seated myself near the hotel’s bay window where I could peruse The Times as well as the main staircase. I’d only been there a few minutes when someone tapped me on the shoulder.

“Doctor Watson?”

I looked up into a face so completely beautiful that for a moment I forgot my manners – my mouth dropped open and I let the newspaper slide to the floor.

The newcomer crouched down, picked it up and laid it on the table. “You are Doctor Watson, aren’t you?” she said, her blonde locks tumbling magnificently around her shoulders.

“Oh, er yes, yes of course.” Then getting to my feet, I pulled out another chair and urged her to sit. “My apologies, I hadn’t expected you to be so…er…”

“Judith Hirsch, MD. You were expecting a man, weren’t you?” She gave me a coy grin, leaving me in no doubt I’d made myself look foolish.

“An American, actually,” I said.

“Ah.” She smiled. “A disguise I sometimes utilise in an effort to throw off my pursuer.”

“Your pursuer?” I said, glancing around the lobby.

“A detective who has been harassing me since the incident occurred.”

At that point I suggested we order tea and scones before proceeding further. As the maid scuttled off to the kitchen, my guest leaned forward and patted my knee.

“You’re much more handsome than I was led to believe, Doctor,” she said, rubbing my leg seductively. “I was told Mister Holmes was the good-looking one.”

I was about to laugh in a nonchalant manner when a shadow fell across the table.

“They do say,” said Sherlock Holmes, “that a Watson without his wife is a positive liability.” He grinned sardonically and slid into a chair next to Doctor Hirsch.

A familiar fragrance caught my nostrils and I looked up at the rather vexed visage of my dear Mary. “You know, Johnny,” she purred, “sometimes I wonder if I married the wrong man.” She glanced pointedly at Holmes, who gave a noticeable twitch of disbelief, though the expected sharp retort at such a ridiculous proposal did not materialise.

The girl arrived with a tray and while Holmes ordered two additional teas, we all made ourselves comfortable.

“I must admit,” said Mary, tucking into a jam scone, “for a man, you’re extraordinarily pretty.” She patted Judith’s knee and squeezed her leg with enough force to cause the other woman to wince.

“So,” said I, giving my wife what I hoped was a stern look. “You were going to tell us about this werewolf…”

Judith Hirsch waved a hand at me. “Keep your voice down, Doctor. We don’t want everyone to know there’s an American werewolf on the loose.”

“An American werewolf?” said Mary.

“In Londen,” added Holmes.

Judith nodded. “Yes, an American werewolf in Londen.”

Holmes frowned, then shook his head dismissively. “Tish tosh. No such animal.”

“Really?” said Judith. “then how d’you account for this?” With that, she undid the cuff of her sleeve and pulled it up, revealing three massive gashes down the length of her arm.

Holmes stared at the wound for a moment then raising his beady little eyes to her face, said, “You were bitten?”

Judith nodded.

“By a werewolf?”

Again she nodded.

Holmes sucked on his lip, considering the implications. “Then, according to the myth,” he said, “you must be a werewolf too?”

Judith Hirsch said nothing, but shrugged and sipped her tea.


Posted by on June 23, 2018 in Detective Fiction


5 responses to “An American Werewolf in Londen

  1. robbiecheadle

    June 24, 2018 at 12:10 PM

    Awesome, Colin. I read this to Michael.


  2. Jacky Dahlhaus

    June 28, 2018 at 9:50 AM

    Such a shame there isn’t a ‘I love this!’ button 🙂

    Liked by 1 person

  3. colingarrow

    June 28, 2018 at 12:38 PM

    ‘I quite agree’, he said giving her a sardonic smile.



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